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In memoriam – 3

My father-in-law died a couple of weeks ago, aged 95. This is the story that he wrote for his children and grandchildren a few years ago describing his experiences as a Naval engineer on the aircraft carrier HMS Indefatigable during the second world war.

Oracle Developer Community Appreciation Day

OK, time for some controversy Smile

My ODC appreciation post is about support.oracle.com

Now I’m sure there will people in the community just itching to lose their proverbial about how they lost years of their lives waiting on the support response or similar complaint, and since I work for Oracle, they will be just as keen to jump on the bandwagon and claim that I’m just shilling for the company I work for.

But I’m not denying that our support resource could be better.  Any company’s support resources can be better. 

Snapshots from OpenWorld so far

Bridge Run on Saturday

 

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Swim in the bay on Monday

 

Oaktable World 2017 @ Oracle Open World

 

http://www.oaktable.net/blog/oak-table-world-2017-oracle-open-world

The Oak Table members will be discussing their latest technical obsessions and research on Monday and Tuesday, (Oct. 2nd and 3rd, 2017).  The truth is, folks-  The Oak Table experts are an AWESOME group, (if I don’t say so myself! :)) as we could have easily done another day of incredible sessions, but alas, two days is all we have available for this year’s event.

 

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My OpenWorld theme song

(With apologies to any Simon & Garfunkel fans out there)

Hello jetlag my old friend,
You’ve come to mess with me again.
The bedside clock is stuck on 10 to 4
And my eyes are just so bloody sore.

The decision to get on that frickin’ plane.
Was just insane.

Suffering …. my jetlag in silence

 

A few gin and tonics tonight and I might even put it to musicSmile

The devastating death PC emoji of doom

So there I am.  Sitting at Perth airport.  My flight from Perth to Sydney, the first leg on my trip to OpenWorld 2017 is delayed.  Of course, delays are not unusual and do not normally bother me.  Because I can just flip open my laptop, knock off a few AskTOM questions while I wait.

But not this time.  I press the Power button and I get this:

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That is the first time I’ve ever seen that on my nice Dell XPS 13 laptop, but I figure “No big drama.  Probably just some sleep glitch” and let the machine reboot.

That is when the real fun started.  As it is restarting I get a similar screen (which I can’t screen dump…because the laptop isn’t booting!) saying the machine cannot boot.

AskTOM TV–episode 11

Just a quick note to give the supporting collateral to the latest episode of AskTOM TV.

The question I tackled is this one:

https://asktom.oracle.com/pls/apex/asktom.search?tag=want-to-retrive-numbers-in-words

which was a fun one to answer because it showcases several useful SQL techniques:

Woo hoo … more OpenWorld 17 content

You bewdy! I managed to score myself a couple more mini-sessions at OpenWorld.

These will be in The Exchange, the re-designed venue for vendors and demonstrations at OpenWorld.

Come along as say Hi. It will be a whirlwind 20 minutes as I try cram as much information into the short time frame as I can.

See you there!

 

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OpenWorld 2017–where is the tech content ?

I can’t actually remember how many OpenWorld conferences I have attended. At a guess it would be around 7 or 8. Every year there is a criticism that there is “not enough technical content”.

Partition-wise join

So just what is a “partition-wise” join ?  We will use a metaphor to hopefully Smile explain the benefit.

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