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RT @garnishwlemon: Happy Birthday Dad! #cake #family day 1 hour ago
@markrittman expect bad language ... day 1 hour ago
@markrittman I think of Trainspotting. My favourite scene and speech from the film. Works even better if you're Scottish — 1 day 1 hour ago
@OracleGraham About bloody time dad! — 1 day 1 hour ago
RT @brost: I doubt a #blind person requiring a guide dog will be able to read any of those signs day 1 hour ago
#OT 7 Incognito Wearables You'd Never Guess Were Gadgets day 2 hours ago
RT @joelgarry: @richardfoote @wizofoz2k Remember being told in class early '80s IBM realtime target 7secs; no +/-, wouldn't want to raise e… — 1 day 2 hours ago
++ RT @OyvindIsene: Congrats and eternal happiness to @mpnsh and wife Hope yesterday was fantastic :-) — 1 day 3 hours ago
@Boneist It's the country! Always has this effect on me ;) — 1 day 3 hours ago
Good to catch up with @MDwidlake and Sue, particularly as neither of them smoke my cigarettes. Which is good of them — 1 day 3 hours ago
I hate the country. Particularly on a Sunday morning. Without a car or anything resembling a shop.#sigh — 1 day 3 hours ago
Farewell my beautiful friends, @mpnsh and @brost. Nice weekend and I would have stayed to say goodbye. But AMATEUR SMOKERS CLEARED ME OUT! — 1 day 3 hours ago
@johnnyq72 @jfruizOracleDBA @brost @oracle_ssc I mean, impressiveness of statement is relative to previous kit used before hardware refresh. — 1 day 3 hours ago
Advice to an IT newcomer | Brent Ozar UnlimitedBrent Ozar Unlimited day 5 hours ago
@jcdauchy @coskan @mpnsh Nah, just the cool ones ;) — 1 day 5 hours ago
.@connor_mc_d Next talk: What every DBA needs to know about hangovers #expert — 1 day 5 hours ago
At Canberra Raiders game who won in the last minute. An Easter miracle !! #CanberraRaiders — 1 day 5 hours ago
RT @fkirkegrd: @mnorgaard haha! Jeres eksperiment bør vises på intro på journalisthøjskolen! @MrMesserschmidt1 day 5 hours ago
@Willemijn_97 That's my girl ;-) — 1 day 5 hours ago
@OsamaOracle Of course... :) — 1 day 6 hours ago
@jfruizOracleDBA @brost @oracle_ssc Compared to what? Most hardware refreshes should result in big performance improvements... — 1 day 6 hours ago
RT @R4nd4hl: For at få Tyskland til at fungere er 9% af arbejdsstyrken ansat i staten. I Danmark er det 28%. #dkpol day 6 hours ago
RT @seriouspony: From @nevanking: my favourite programming book introduction. <-- read the whole page; it's my favo… — 1 day 8 hours ago
RT @julianhyde: "Is query optimization a 'solved' problem?" - blog post by @GuyLohman1 day 8 hours ago
Another cute instance of Beeline pretending that Hive is an RDBMS: private boolean autoCommit = false; — 1 day 8 hours ago
Found in beeline code: DEFAULT_ISOLATION_LEVEL = "TRANSACTION_REPEATABLE_READ"; So cute. — 1 day 8 hours ago
there is a distinct resemblance between my grandmother and me and youngest sister...the rebel flapper lives on! :) day 9 hours ago
Eastercat day 10 hours ago
@kevinclosson @DBAKevlar @tmuth "There are only two hard things in CS: cache invalidation and naming things." Oracle handles both :) — 1 day 12 hours ago
Getting in shape and losing weight is very easy now! day 12 hours ago
5 years ago today, I became a #PADI #scuba instructor. Love teaching others about my passion. #scuba @PADI #fb — 1 day 12 hours ago
Better get on it! RT @dtseiler: @timothyjgorman @WiOUG @piontekdd @toddsheetz @odtug @IOUG who controls @WiOUG ? — 1 day 13 hours ago
RT @CompSciFact: RT @tech_faq: There are only two kinds of [programming] languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses… — 1 day 13 hours ago
@MrMesserschmidt @fkirkegrd Jeg har begået en kort, faktuel video, hvor en varm kartoffel sparkes til hjørne... day 13 hours ago
@tmuth @kevinclosson I just wanted automation, so never named them, just let my "action" step in EM script an addition... :) — 1 day 13 hours ago
Let's put on a show, @WIOUG! RT @piontekdd: @dtseiler @toddsheetz @timothyjgorman we can do this @odtug @IOUG1 day 13 hours ago
SAVE THE DATE: Fri 16-May Big Data w/ Jeff Needham, @RMOUG_ORG Qrtly Educ Workshop (QEW) at Oracle in Broomfield — 1 day 13 hours ago
Ready for the disco! day 14 hours ago
Early-bird reg ends Mon 28-Apr for #RMISC 2014 on 14-15 May in Denver @RMOUG_ORG @UTOUG @ISACANews day 14 hours ago
Oldie but Goodie!: Supporting Your Virtualbox VMs,... day 14 hours ago
@brost ... He's special ;) #BeckyAndMartinsWedding day 14 hours ago
As of right now I have lost 7 pounds with this amazing fruit! day 14 hours ago
. @kevinclosson @EMCScaleIO Looks pretty spanky to me! Can I get that OS drive duplexed? — 1 day 15 hours ago
May be the last tweet for a while ;) but it's been a beautiful day. #BeckyAndMartinsWedding — 1 day 17 hours ago
@kevinclosson LOL. But we had some shiny moments! — 1 day 17 hours ago
@kelloggs_ville @Boneist Yeah, it was ... Don't want to put a smiley on this actually. Would be inadequate — 1 day 17 hours ago
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 | The ORACLE-BASE Blog day 17 hours ago
@kevinclosson @tmuth I never have.... :) — 1 day 17 hours ago
Oracle Managed Files (OMF) day 18 hours ago
@mpnsh @coskan @orcldoug Congratulations! — 1 day 18 hours ago