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@esammer "And achieve a REDACTED result!" — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@Mike_ODTUG At this point, it would sure be something amazing if the Cards were to come back. — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@EricStangel Absolutely can't count out the White Sox. #fiat — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@jb31842 Its tumblr. Malware is in the eye of the beholder :) — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@PeterWinick It's cultural. It's true. And it's a problem. — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@alexisohanian @TorchyTaco is freakishly good food. — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@kelloggs_ville I wish I had that gadget. I certainly need it after washing tissue paper. :) — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@kelloggs_ville One of my friends had an awesome widget for that. http://t.co/U7xiDs0sJl43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @esammer: met a bunch of @Enkitec folks at #strataconf this year; they get it. #hadoop — 43 weeks 6 days ago
Nightmare Before Christmas Chill: For every Christmas Tree Lit Before Thanksgiving an elf drowns a baby reindeer. https://t.co/P9me7UcQwp43 weeks 6 days ago
Thanks to all of those who packed into the room for my Impala session & especially to those who offered the very kind comments. #strataconf — 43 weeks 6 days ago
I've had a few "good" coffees recently and now "bad" coffee tastes kind-of bad. I refuse to become a coffee snob. Going to give it up! — 43 weeks 6 days ago
Twitter not showing G+ links again... https://t.co/zNFotJoanQ43 weeks 6 days ago
#Halloween Chill: No Bones About It! — 43 weeks 6 days ago
PL/SQL White Lists in Oracle Database 12c Release 1 (12.1) | The ORACLE-BASE Blog http://t.co/ndNPHIibO243 weeks 6 days ago
Tissue paper in the washing machine, I curse you! Three washes later and still bits appear on my clothes. :( — 43 weeks 6 days ago
Feeling too productive today? This should help: http://t.co/1Bp4lepFZU43 weeks 6 days ago
Oldie but Goodie!: Recovering from "DBA Stupid Trick, #8006" http://t.co/fTmGSZlyvA43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @strataconf: Thanks for another great #Strataconf + #hw2013. See you next year in NY at the Javits Center Oct 15-17, 2014 http://t.co/dX… — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @mpnsh: Creating That Just Scanned Look http://t.co/aJd8wYJG7i43 weeks 6 days ago
@gwenshap bummer Enkitec reception tonight #freebeer — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@esammer @philz42 is that a tux? and bowtie? — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@KerryOracleGuy @Enkitec @kevinclosson @TanelPoder @orcldoug Nope. 140 Clouderans in Strata, but I'm not one of them :) — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@esammer Irish Pub 837 7th street, 6:00 bring a friend or 2 :) — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@gwenshap @Enkitec @kevinclosson @TanelPoder @orcldoug @KerryOracleGuy Yes are you here? — 43 weeks 6 days ago
Good stuff from past: Select COUNT(*) and COUNT(column) are different things! http://t.co/C2TO2L398t43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @esammer: Oracle ninja @TanelPoder talks about #hadoop internals for Oracle devs and admins. http://t.co/1QfiQzEwJ543 weeks 6 days ago
Har nu to timer forsøgt at komme til at betale moms på skat.dk - komplet umuligt. Jeg får ikke engang menupunktet... http://t.co/eo6BI7pvJY43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @rick_vanderlans: A short, but breathtaking movie of the San Francisco Bay Area and its fog http://t.co/85pamxh2DJ43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @Hacktuarial: .@hadleywickham's definition of big data: when it takes much longer to run your idea than to express your idea in code #fu… — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @acfrazee: "Data scientist": somebody who does math, builds/deploys good software, tells stories. -@hmason #futureofstats — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @confio: Super Charge Databases: Combine Delphix & Pure Storage to deliver better performance @ order of magnitude lower price http://t.… — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @SAURABHKG: SbhOracle is out! http://t.co/P4mIaOR3L8 Stories via @orana @kylehhailey @jarneil43 weeks 6 days ago
@kevinclosson @TanelPoder @orcldoug @KerryOracleGuy I was hoping Oracle and @Enkitec had a demo booth at #strataconf — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@thatjeffsmith good thing we are already connected :) — 43 weeks 6 days ago
"Prediction: In the future we will be able to use Hadoop even for OLTP" http://t.co/oYcAmleGjH43 weeks 6 days ago
@Enkitec @kevinclosson @TanelPoder @orcldoug @KerryOracleGuy This is at Strata? — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@alanctgardner Added "better than flying robots" to my twitter bio :) — 43 weeks 6 days ago
Super Charge Databases: Combine Delphix & Pure Storage to deliver better performance @ order of magnitude lower price http://t.co/OfUqEnu4hd43 weeks 6 days ago
Oracle Standard Edition: Smart, Cost Effective Alternative to Enterprise Edition ? find out with webinar from @confio http://t.co/iAyMNuHJOe43 weeks 6 days ago
I'm next, I'm next :) “@esammer: Cloudera's @GregRahn talks practical impala performance analysis and profiling. http://t.co/30zkSmXTLC” — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @technmsg: @busbeytheelder @GregRahn there are people on the floors, aisles, peeking their head in the door... — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @busbeytheelder: This Impala performance tuning talk by @GregRahn is getting close to violating fire code for capacity. #strataconf — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@ashedryden @esammer @listrophy Yes, but giving more power to the best negotiators is unlikely to solve anything. — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @esammer: Cloudera's @GregRahn talks practical impala performance analysis and profiling. http://t.co/PN528CIeq643 weeks 6 days ago
My friend @alanctgardner reviews an "independent" Hadoop Buyers Guide. Its too funny: http://t.co/Jry97L1a7e43 weeks 6 days ago
@jessetanderson all of the above. Its a small world, I spent 15 years in it, and made it a point to know everyone. — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @markmadsen: The technologies are working. Think about doing a proof of value rather than a proof of concept. #strataconf — 43 weeks 6 days ago
@acroll @gwenshap @KerryOracleGuy @strataconf already here, speaking at 3:45 in Murray Hill room ;) — 43 weeks 6 days ago
RT @alanctgardner: Where do I get one of these shirts? "@cdixon: Excellent drone t-shirt http://t.co/YOSzBSdp7w" — 43 weeks 6 days ago