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@thorborg 3/n: Fordi man altid får den opførsel man belønner - man kan bare aldrig forudsige, hvad den opførsel præcist er. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@thorborg 2/n: Fordi det ikke var nødvendigt før i tiden. Hvorfor så bruge mange kroner på det nu, bare for at efterligne privat nonsens? — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@thorborg 1/n: Fordi det ikke burde være nødvendigt. Det er noget nyt og smart indført af DJØFere for at få endnu mere i løn. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
think, drink, eat local.. awesome day at #C13DEN thanks to all who attended my session :) http://t.co/mRtUUSWrRQ1 year 2 weeks ago
@Kristian_Jensen Og Hr Jensen: Læs denne sjove artikel: http://t.co/BnYU1PRE2E - Man får altid underlig opførsel, når man laver KPIer. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@Kristian_Jensen Fordi en offentlig ansat Den Onde Brand Brøle Og Brodere Mig ikke skal bonuses for at gøre sit arbejde. KJ er selv DJØFer. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
Én ting er, at jeg ikke fatter, hvad Forsvarsudvalget skal i NZ. Bør vi lære noget af dem, når de er så skrøbelige? http://t.co/Cy3zekq1vK1 year 2 weeks ago
@NormanDunbar @Boneist still feeling pretty dazed though. Hopefully some drugs will help. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@NormanDunbar @Boneist You weren't kidding about this cold, were you? It's special. Almost 10 hours sleep with lots of nightmares — 1 year 2 weeks ago
NYOUG TechJournal chooses my Exadata Demystified as Article of the Year. Want to read it and not a NYOUG member? Sure:http://t.co/3SjilhoxXV — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@caroldacko close game — 1 year 2 weeks ago
RT @jer_s: @dbakevlar gets things done. #c13den — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@dbakevlar gets things done. #c13den — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jer_s or just go straight at marlowes :p — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@karlarao lol trying to find exhibit hall, I'm lost — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jer_s where are you guys? frits and I are already here at marlowes — 1 year 2 weeks ago
Great Read: Programmers Need To Learn Statistics - http://t.co/3CXnsPQg5I #rstats #statistics #datascience — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@fwiffo absolutely! — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@KlausEnevoldsen Ja. For vi er alle - hver dag - nødt til at bryde én eller flere regler, fordi der er så mange. Og DLF leder efter regler. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@minkonto Hun opførte sig pænt som gæst. Bagefter skrev hun sin mening på en blog. Dét er fan'me ikke forkert eller forbudt :-). — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@KlausEnevoldsen Ja. Spindoktorene skal rådgive ministre om... ja: spindoktorernes muligheder for at udøve snigeragtige ting. Meget skidt. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
Det er en cancer i DK, at DJØFerne er KPIvrige for at nå deres perverse bonus. Og Rigspolitichefen, der får 90K, hvis der skrives nok bøder? — 1 year 2 weeks ago
Jeg HADER bonuser, måltal, KPI'er og andre perversiteter... De fører til åndssvag opførsel OG/ELLER mistanke om det. http://t.co/fr9yL0Meyg1 year 2 weeks ago
Jeg drømmer. Jeg KAN ikke være vågen: en SFer, der roser kronprinsesse Mary for at hjælpe vores eksport? Hvaaaaddddd? http://t.co/zK38uLF0Ak1 year 2 weeks ago
RT @paulvallee: #c13den If you're into identity mgmt, database access mgmt, security, dba supervision come see me & @alexgorbachev a ... — 1 year 2 weeks ago
RT @OracleProfit: "Iterative" and "agile" application implementation strategy a major theme at #C13DEN — 1 year 2 weeks ago
RT @cphang1: Cracking typo. http://t.co/zqgumZL5zx1 year 2 weeks ago
Apex core concepts. If you're a newbie, don't miss it tomorrow at Dutch User Group Apex Day. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
Demo query ran in 97 seconds in Hive vs. 2 seconds in Impala. Impressive! #c13den — 1 year 2 weeks ago
Awesome live demo of Hive vs. Impala by @alexgorbachev at #c13den — 1 year 2 weeks ago
RT @TheRealSheldonC: 'We don't need no education' Yes you do. You've just used a double negative. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
Nice explanation from @alexgorbachev on how MapReduce is like Exadata smart scans. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
At @alexgorbachev session: @yvelik runs to the front of the room, kneels, takes a photo and runs out. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
At #c13den? Learn Hadoop by Example from #pythian's @alexgorbachev - MileHigh 1B now! — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@BrianPardy @oraclealchemist LOL. Blair, too ;) But he couldn't have happened without Thatcher. Things changed forever. Some like this — 1 year 2 weeks ago
At #c13den big data track - @alexgorbachev will deliver "Hadoop by Example" in 10 minutes — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jarneil @orcldoug move of 'centre ground' to right. Encouragement of little Englanders, poll tax. Union laws.. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@j9soto @oraclealchemist I can't forget what happened to me and mine and the massive gap between that and media perception — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@j9soto @oraclealchemist I get that. A leader has to play many roles including an international one, but 80s Britain was desperate for many — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jarneil @orcldoug of course.. big bang a disaster. Rail privatization. Lack of planning for industrial decline. Lack of women ministers... — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@orcldoug @jarneil thinking I might be 'unfriended'! those actions include making your local comp happen.approved more than anyone — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@nlitchfield @jarneil So are you a fan then, Niall, or doing your impressive, honourable and annoying 'balance' thing ;) — 1 year 2 weeks ago
RT @rmoff: @markrittman @orcldoug @OyvindIsene obXKCD: http://t.co/b3Arjv25nk1 year 2 weeks ago
@jarneil @orcldoug and finally. She'd definitely have let the banks drown in their own mess. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jarneil @orcldoug plus at least in some cases replacing queues for commercial products with a market was a smart idea — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jarneil @orcldoug a) she proved you could change things. b) as a woman. c) from the lower middle class . And that politics matters. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jarneil personally, I should probably stop tweeting but will never find her views or actions ok. Never. — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@jarneil No, don't. That's time and obituaries lessening the misery she caused many. Hateful, selfish and encouraging the strong — 1 year 2 weeks ago
@OracleAlchemist in fairness to Americans, their parents didn't end up out of work, or their children without hope. Overseas, media version — 1 year 2 weeks ago
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